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VH1 Reality Profile of Hopeful Contestant Bernard Hemmingway

Name: Bernard Hemmingway

Age: 26

Profession: Bullfighter, former rancher

Special Skills: Expert ranch hand, good with animals, can horse whisper if needed.

How would you feel about a grand prize of bone-lengthening to make you taller? - I would do this if it could be my own television show spinoff and I get paid like actor not reality show participant.

What first inspired you to be a little person? - It started for me when I was a child and my parents had option to get hormones but they were very expensive and my mother was in night school. We decided to pay for that and dad's drinking instead and I helped pay for her school with my work.

What's the funniest instance by which you've ever been mistaken for a ceramic dwarf or robot? - I had a job working for Travelocity where I dressed up as the roaming gnome and many people found it very fun.

What deviant acts have you been asked to perform, and how did you enjoy it? - I have been asked to perform smaller bullfights against smaller animals like sheep, goats, mutt dogs, etc. These strange jobs pay very well but are sometimes more dangerous. I enjoyed very much.

Video Description - There are not so many videos of my shows and this one I include because it proves I will do anything to make much success in television. I do not wish hurt but will like to show best for viewers and promise this.

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